Yesterday, my husband and I made a "quick" trip into Costco (even though there's no such thing!).
On our way in, I saw this woman leaving Costco...like, a life-size Barbie woman, dressed in a dress so tight that, well, there was NOTHING left to the imagination! She was also wearing what looked like 18" spike heels, but I'm sure there were more like 4" (like it matters).
She was also carrying a bouquet of flowers.
I nudged my husband and said "would'ja look at her!"
Without missing a single beat, he looked and said, "I wonder why she bought flowers."
How good of an answer was that?? I've been married to this man for 32 years, together 38, and he only saw the flowers!
He's always seen me through rose-colored glasses, and I pray he never takes them off!